Fun New Game: Advertising Slogans

by emily

I’m back from vacation and there’s a lot I want to share with you, but first I want you guys to play this fun new game with me.  It’s a game where you make up advertising slogans for things that don’t need advertising slogans.  Inspired partially by Chandler Bing from a little show called Amigos.  Just kidding, even in Mexico it’s called Friends.  We watched this episode in the hotel room last week and were inspired.

My favorite one Chandler comes up with is “Pants.  Like shorts, but longer.”  Haha.  That show really stands the test of time.

Okay so, a few examples for you:

Limes.

Limes.  When life hands you lemons, throw them out and get some limes.
Limes.  Because who wants a key lemon pie?  Nobody.
Limes.  Sometimes it’s easy being green.

Tacos.

Tacos.  Because forks are too hard.
Tacos.  Because your gastro-intestinal tract needed a work-out.
Tacos.  Put ‘em in your panza!*

*Panza is Spanish for belly.  #TheMoreYouKnow

Sunscreen.

Sunscreen.  Having a tan is hot, but try to think long-term.
Sunscreen.  Does this mole look weird to you?  No, because I put on sunscreen.
Sunscreen.   True story: I heard a Canadian dairy farmer ask one of the Mexican waiters what he uses for sunburns.  Don’t be that guy.

 

Another fun thing about this game is you can do it from anywhere, just using the things you see around you, as evidenced by the material I was working with above.  Today my list would include things like green tea, yoga pants, and unseasonable weather.

Yoga Pants.  Because you work from home.

Green Tea.  I think it helps you lose weight!

Unseasonable Weather.  The best part of global warming.

I could go on forever, baby.*  Let’s play!  Leave comments with slogans and stuff, it’ll be so fun, you guys!

*If you get this reference I will divorce Billy and marry you.