Box Wine Review: Big Green Box Pinot Noir
My father-in-law and Big Green Box Pinot Noir. I forget the price and I can’t find it online. I think Moe said it was $15.99 or something like that. He got it at BJ’s Wholesale Club.
Before I get into this review, I want to share with you a one-man brainstorming session that happened last Friday in which Billy told me all his ideas for titles for my box wine reviews. I shall post it below.
box of sunshine
smile box reviews
by the boxfull
grab life by the box
put this in your box and drink it
box like a butterfly, drink like a wine (“That’s a complex one cause it’s a quote from a boxer.”)
looks like a box, tastes like a sneaker (ed. note: ???)
this box is for you
it’s my wine in a box
looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker? (ed. note: again. ???)
1) first you open the box 2) then you drink the box
a box on your house
box win, e
soap box, wine
Sigh. I bet he would have kept going if I hadn’t said “I have never been more annoyed than I am right now.”
I think I’m going to stick with “Box Wine Review: Whatever Wine” for now, but I thought you might enjoy that.
Anyway, so! Big Green Box Pinot Noir. It was fine! It was drinkable. It’s a pinot noir and I’m beginning to realize that my palate tends to gravitate more towards wetter wines than your average pinot. Not too sweet, just a little less dry. I like an off-dry reisling or a big cab when I’m feeling fancy. So this probably has to do with my own taste, but I only thought it was okay. Drinkable? For sure. But I probably wouldn’t put away more than a glass and a half of this bad boy. But if you like dry reds, get yourself a BJ’s membership and pick some of this up!