Name That Dog!
Ashley: I don’t know why, but I just looked at your pup, and wanted to name her Mrs. Doubtfire
“helloooo!” with pie on her face
Ashley: then when you get home you can yell, HELLOOOOOOO
ha! same brain
me: same brainnnn
Billy and I are PROBABLY adopting a dog. This dog. We need some help coming up with names. What do you guys think? Here are some we’ve come up with so far:
Peanut Butter Crackers Lazzaro (Peanut for short)
Big Bird Lazzaro (Because then it can be Oscar the Grouch and Big Bird, because our cat’s name is Oscar. Also, it would be Birdie for short.)
Kimmy Gibler Lazzaro
Agnes Lazzaro (IT MEANS LAMB OF GOD)
Mrs. Doubtfire Lazzaro
Lady Mary Lazzaro (Billy: But Lady Mary is such a bitch! Me: (Meaningful look) Billy: Oh man! Perfect!)
Any other suggestions? Is it too confusing to rename her? The shelter named her Brandy and her foster family already has a beagle named Mandy so they had to rename her Sophie, she’ll basically answer to anything, seems like. Also, I always thought I’d want to adopt a dog and name it Pickle or Taco or Potato or some other adorable food name, but she’s too sophisticated for that. She’s a classy lady.