Emily Kaye Lazzaro

Big House White, something like $17.99 I want to say?

BOX WINE REVIEW YOU GUYS!  I picked up this puppy at a liquor store yesterday.  I hadn’t tried it before so that was kind of the main reason I picked it.  I usually shy away from packaging as kitschy as this, but this is for the sake of investigative journalism, so I made the sacrifice.  I did this for you.

Incidentally, I also really needed a glass of wine last night as I had just spent two hours in rush hour traffic getting to and from a yoga class that turned out to be cancelled.  C’est la vie.  Maybe the yoga gods read my blog and know that I don’t even really like yoga anyway.  But I’m working on improving myself, yoga gods!  Why won’t you let me grow?!  Anyway, that explains the sports bra outfit.  Don’t judge.

BUT HOW DOES IT TASTE?

Hm!  Pretty okay!

To be perfectly honest, I was really surprised.  The packaging design did not give me high hopes.  But it was a light and refreshing little white, nothing too complex, but we don’t look for complexity in a box wine with jokey jailhouse designs on the package.

And it was pretty cheap!